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Songs that are on my wedding playlist despite being kind of inappropriate and/or will elicit “wtf?!” moments:

• Stars – “Elevator Love Letter”
  
• Hard and Phirm – “Pi”
  
• Fannypack – “Cameltoe” (especially since it has the “how funky is your chicken?” cheer at the end of the song)
  
• O-Zone – “Dragostea din Tei”
  
• Sugarhill Gang – “Apache” (and I could only obtain the live version, which is like eight minutes long)
  
• Both the Blondie version and Smashing Pumpkins cover of “Dreaming”
  
  
• Both the Louis Anderson Armstrong and Joey Ramone versions of “What a Wonderful World” (the former has been ruined for me by “Bowling for Columbine”)
  
  
• “Que Sera Sera” – the one from Katamari Damacy (“I know you love me/I want to wad you up into my life/Let’s roll up to be/A single star in the sky”)
  
• The Beach Boys – “God Only Knows” (which makes me think of plural marriage)
  
• William Shatner – “Together”
  
• 2gether – “U + Me = Us (Calculus)”
  
• Velvet Underground – “I’m Sticking With You” (which reminds me of Morvern Callar sawing up her dead boyfriend’s body in the bathtub, which I cannot find a good clip of on Youtube, dammit)